Thursday, March 3, 2011

Where did that beotch get that? (Raising Hope)

This just in...on this weeks episode of "Raising Hope", which if you aren't watching you should it's amazeballs! Anyway side track there, if you like this sweater it may still be at your local Urban Outfitters. I believe it was on the Clearance rack so get to it while you still can, it comes in 4 color styles.--the dog walker

Where did that beotch get that? (Charlie Sheen Edition) UPDATE!!!

This is what the top looks like, its actually pretty. I must admit I recognized the top because I almost purchased it last week. (in purple)

--the dog walker

Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell a Celebrity!

Sighting at 5:15pm Eastern time, in the Armani Exchange in Soho shopping. Hold on to your skirts ladies... ZAC EFRON
He pretty much looked like this picture except, metal aviators and a Grey winter coat, and of course paparazzi in tow. I have to admit I must just watch too much television that I even noticed who he was???! As I've never seen anything he has worked on except the new "Hairspray" movie, and during that I was more focused on John Travolta in Drag!

--the dog walker

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Where did that beotch get that? (Charlie Sheen Edition)


Ever see a crazy lady on tv and think? "I LOVE love LOVE her top/dress/whatever? where can I get that?"
Well have no fear, I'm here for all your beotch fashion finds. The top on the left worn by Charlie Sheen's goddess/babysitter/#1 girlfriend is from Urban Outfitters and retails for about $59.00. Now go out and dress like the Beotch that you are.

--the dog walker

COW...its a compliment in the UK

Today, I'm introducing a new part of my blog, a feature, if you will...Some of you may know that I have a cat. Some others may know that his name is Chandler Bing. Even more of you may know that Chandler is gay, and I'm the proud mother of a very flamboyant kitty. Well due to his "He's here, He's kitty, Get used to it" he has a fashionista opinion he would like to share with the world as well....WELCOME TO:


"Every Morning I wake up, before I put on my make-up" Chandler Bing here. You may have heard a little birdie tell you recently that Purple is the next color of the season. But I'm here to tell you not only is purple a go to, but TANGERINE is the color to watch out for this spring. This coming straight (but only a little straight) from this cats meow. I might be slightly partial to the color orange, in general, as I rock a fur color I like to call "Autumn Clementine," but truly this color is going to be turning heads this season. A small fact I'd be happy to share with all my furry and, hopefully, not so furry friends out there, bright colors instantly make you appear to be tan, no sun needed, to stay out of those nasty UV rays. Yes this is absolutely true, but the color has to be Bright, like highlighter yellow and florescent pink or lime green. Most of you may be afraid to venture into this new world, but be brave, my friend, a beautiful skin tone awaits you. I particularly die for this shade in a cardigan or scarf as seen at Banana Republic (below).




I'm so obsessed with this color for the season right now, maybe the next time I head to the Kitty Kurl Salon, I might just ask for a little Tangerine in my Autumn Clementine.

--Mr. Bing


Thanks Chandler for that searing take on today's must have color.

**Update on Jax, he has to go on antibiotics but is in good spirits and very playful today :)**

Also on a random celebrity sighting front, as I was coming home this evening I ran into Saturday Night Live alum, Bill Hader. Not sure where he was going, but he was in my neck of the woods and I'm indeed a fan.


--the dog walker


Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Oscars and Boxers

Hey Kids, I'm baaaack!

It's the first of the month and it's time to pay the Rent, Baby. I'm off to a "Ruff" start, but I'll find my groove in a second.
Okay enough with the "bad" jokes and on to a very serious issue...the Oscars were this past Sunday and yada yada yada, Natalie Portman, yada Christian Bale, yada yada Colin Firth, Melissa "f'ing" Leo, all WON, but more importantly was what was being WORN!

I have been living in New York going on 8 years this August, (yikes I'm getting old) and since I have become a New Yorker, fashion has become my passion. I came here with a few bucks, some over sized men's shirts and way too many pairs of overalls. Now I think before I speak and dress for the day. I have opinions that my friends respect because fashion isn't just a price tag; it's art, beauty and respect. We all have our off days, especially being a dog walker I can hide a lot under a puffy coat. But what you wear gives those around you a better understanding of who you truly are.

My Best dressed pick for Oscar night came with a few arguments, of those of you who just don't understand the magnitude of what Cate Blanchett is bringing. It's not about the mass wear-ability of this frock, it's about the ART of the design and Givenchy knows what they are doing. Her hair and makeup are flawless, and the design creates a powerful and goddess like silhouette. The Pale lavender will be one of the colors to watch this season, also paired with the almost green/ vibrant yellow beading is practically breathtaking. NOW listen carefully, not every woman can or would pull this design off, but when it is done right, this is what amazing looks like.
My runners up included, Mila Kunis, Gwyenth Paltrow, and Natalie Portman. They all land in the world of safer choices, but still are sights to behold.
I SEE a trend a brewing and it's called PURPLE, so unless you are color blind or living under a rock, answer the phone call people and run out to buy the hottest color of the season. The important thing to note is that this trend comes in many shades and can flatter all different types of skin tones, or personalities. Whether you are a the Vibrant life of the party kind or Wall flower who hasn't found her center stage yet, purple will find a way to "make it work" on you. (thank-you Mr. Gunn)



On another completely different unfashionable note, Jackson, the boxer who I walk daily fell ill today. He either has an infection or kidney stones, but his prospects look promising. He needed a day at the vets office but hopefully will be into the land of full recovery with some antibiotics and some dog walking love from me tomorrow. Fingers crossed and prayers for my Jax if you've got 'em.
-the dog walker